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7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy - Article image
Sponsored · Jul 30, 2025 · 71
7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy

Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are seven items that ...

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SACRAMENTO - Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quali...

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Media · Jul 30, 2025 · 78
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LOS ANGELES - CNN has reported that a white man driving a Ford Bronco is leading police on a chase all around Los Angeles.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Clothing retailer American Eagle's new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress an...
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