San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop - Article image
U.S. · Mar 17, 2026 · 41
San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, San Francisco officials spared no expense in dyeing all the poop on the city's sidewalks green...
John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass - Article image
Politics · Mar 17, 2026 · 29
John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Americans pressing their senators and representatives to take action to secure elections, Senate Majority Leader John Thune vo...
Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women - Article image
World · Mar 16, 2026 · 83
Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
TEHRAN - With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khame...
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff
Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff - Featured article image
World · Mar 17, 2026 · 24
TEHRAN - At President Donald Trump's direction, the U.S. military successfully took out Iran's new gay supreme leader by luring him out of his bunker ...
9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay - Article image
World · Mar 16, 2026 · 74
9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay
In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new rumors arose this week that the newly c...