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British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next - Article image
World · Feb 28, 2026 · 61
British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

LONDON - British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from radical Islam.

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