Are you still using that boring gender you were born with? It's time to spice things up and change it! Refer to this handy little infographic that will remind you of some of the wonderful benefits of gender transition:
NOT SATIRE: Our new book is available for preorder! The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender looks at the two "original gangsta" genders — male and female — and shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.
IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU'VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY.
YUGE NEWS! There's a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we've got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses.